Keew, Lord of Mouseovers
The miracle of His Word appears to those who position their cursor
at the top of the image and wait.
It continues, line by line, to the bottom, though It may not be
visible on older browsers.
Keew (pronounced kyew) is venerated as a diety by the clans
of New Grunswich and parts of Seldonia, Murchis, and Western Deld. He is
believed to be responsible for all forms of interactive graphics, including
links, mouseovers, and flash games. This has been a source of considerable
frustration for modern missionaries, whose gods may have been hot stuff back
in the days of sticks, snakes, burning bushes, and similar user interfaces,
but who consistently fail to work any significant miracles with modern data